timberwolves

The best team in the NBA with MVP KG, Troy Hudson, and Wally. Timberwolves are just unlucky everytime it comes to playoffs...

The Timberwolves just whooped on that teams ass. Totally embrassed them.

by KG April 29, 2003

Tiberian Butt Mongrel

too take a delightful dump in a woman's pussy. WARNING only commit when she is either sleeping or on some serious drugs

dude, i did a tiberian butt mongrel with annie last night

by Michael Wahl March 4, 2005

Tiberia

The place that does not exist

I am going to visit Tiberia and fist Evil Steve's ass.

by Raven March 5, 2005

Justin timberlake

Some snobby prick who all the girls think is "so cute" I dont get it. The guy looks like a fucken alien. especially with that gay bleached curly hair he used to have

Justin Timberlake sux

by AflacJack August 27, 2003

timberwolf (tim)

a young, prepubescent boy with an unnatural obsession for videogame sexpots (kosmos, marle, etc); also a "lover" of things of the "bestial" persuasion

That Tim...man, his voice is so squeaky, just like a little girl's.

All of the animals in the barnyard trembled at the sight of Tim...

by Savidj May 31, 2003

Tiber Septim

The First and ironically the worst Emperor of Tamriel. He is a Warcriminal psychopath who loves wrecking cities with his giant killer robot. His successors were decent Emperors. Even Pelagius III the Mad is better Emperor than him. He is also a pedo who seduced and impregnated a teenage dark elf forced her to abort their child. He is a milk drinker because he used his giant killer robot to conquer Alinor because he's afraid he would be killed without it. Also after his death his loyalists made a propaganda that he became a god after his death which is false.

Fuck Tiber Septim

by Diego_Brando October 16, 2022

Two Timer

A two timer is a person who (during sexual intercourse) claps two times and climaxes.

“Bro don’t be a two timer”

by TotallyNotATwoTimer09 April 11, 2022