tinkerbait

some individual whom you do not know personally requests you as a friend on an online medium, such as facebook or myspace. you have no mutual friends and no real interest in the individual but you say "why not" and add her; later upi find yourself regretting the decision because all she does is post irrelevant things with no quality.

myspace.com: whosbubbler

searching for tinkerbait? try myspace: Emma Ecstasy

by B.D.A. a.k.a. D.A.J. August 6, 2009

Tucker'd off

To dodge or attack in a manner that results in accidental suicide; Usually in reference to the Super Smash Brothers series (Nintendo.) Common term to describe accident-probed players.

Friend: *Captain Falcon uses Falcon Punch!*
You: *Air dodge at the edge, and slides off unable to use recovery*
Friend: Haha!
You: Shit, I tucker'd off...

by MLG farming January 9, 2011

ticket stamping

to repeatedly penetrate or fuck the aural cavity of another with one's tongue

"SHE'S GREAT AT TICKET STAMPING, BRAH. HER TONGUE WAS ALL UP IN MY EAR."

by all_yr_songs November 18, 2011

Tinker Scotty

While bench pressing 375-pounds (or greater), your trusted spotter drops his gym shorts and unfurls his dick into your mouth. Just as you reach the peak of your press, he yells "get some, bitch".

A buddy of mine told me that he finally executed the Tinker Scotty on his muscle-bound friend, in the gym, last week.

by The Italian Honey Badger February 12, 2013

Tinkerfuck

Changing the minute details of an already proven process, thus creating a new, fucked up process

"Why does Andy continue to try to change our proven processes?"
"Because he loves to tinkerfuck everything until it doesn't work anymore. "

by Kosher Bacon July 17, 2015

Willy tickler

A female who likes to "string someone on" meaning she acts as though she would fuck the male, blow the male or even date the male when really she is not interested. See also 'cock tease'.

example 1:
Female: i would love to go see a movie with you babe
Male: are you tickling my willy?

example 2:
Male1: Dude Aimee said she'd meet me and come back to mine
Male2:Come on man you know what she's like! Such a willy tickler.

by BennKay October 12, 2009

idiot tickler

1. A person that tickles idiots
2. A term used to describe a badminton birdie

As made famous by the book: "A Separate Peace" by John Knowles

"...'this idiot tickler, the only thing its good for is eeny-meeny-miney-mo.' "
--A Separate Peace, by John Knowles, Page: 28, Chapter: 3

by blu3hat December 29, 2010