Clamp Vag

When a girls being ridiculously frigid about other girls having sex with boys.

"She said you're a slag cos you shagged a guy she once had a "thing" for."
"JESUS, she's such a clamp vag"

by kittykittykitty February 4, 2009

vag scab

(n): coagulated blood product extruded from the vagina, possibly a result of childbirth or an out of control sexually transmitted disease

Damn, my girlfriend must have gotten an STD last week when she shot that porn flick, because my cock was covered with vag scabs after we screwed around last night!

by Austin Pealy March 21, 2011

Vag tease

Anyone who is acting in a provocative or flirtatious manner towards a girl or implicitly promising sexual favours to a girl that are never delivered.

He was acting like he was going to take off his shirt for me but he only showed me his abs, what a vag tease...

by Hpodity March 26, 2010

Turf Vag

Condition when a professional sports player misses games due to an unspecified injury or ailment, most likely because he is being a poon.

Matthew Stafford will miss Sunday's game against the Bears due to 'Turf Vag'.

by mich5blue July 1, 2011

Vag Bag

It's like when a boy Tea Bags someone, except it's when a girl does it, with a vagina instead of a penis.

girl:VAG BAG!!!
boy: ahhh man. you just tea bagged me with your vagina.
girl: and it's called a VAG BAGG!!

Group of people: haahaa! you tighttt!! you just got vag bagged by a girl!
girl: well of course it's by a girl dumbass. what boy has a vagina?

by I_Am_A_Chocoholic_<3 September 5, 2011

vag-putting

clearly....the act of putting your vag on somebody. can also be a noun, as in, "vag-putter."

"There's gonna be a lot of vag-putting at the bar tonight."

by AmyM September 24, 2006

Sweaty Vag

To describe a female at a nightclub, who is ready to have sexual intercourse with any half decent male she encounters straight after the club.

"I expect there to be plenty of fit birds at the club tonight. I also expect there to be lots of Sweaty Vag there as well!

by BoshBad February 8, 2010