The Pretzel Statue is a position used during sexual intercourse between two males, usually one will have his ass pointed to the ceiling with the highest hopes of getting climaxed in the anal sphinter. The other male will be faced horizontal with his genitals in the other males anal hole and will be aggressively pounding the hole.
by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024

Legs behind her head handcuffed together and passed around for the pleasure of the boys. Pelvis broken or not, with a little force we can do anything.
we met some girls at the bar, pretzeled them at home, and passed them around for the pleasure of the boys.
by KJAII May 19, 2024

A female ties her man’s hands to the lower portion of the headboard whilst laying on his back. She then rolls his feet up over his head and ties feet to a higher point on the headboard. Once tied, she then proceeds to eat his ass out while in this pretzel position.
by Brad Daddy February 2, 2024

“Yo bro you down to smoke a pretzel?”
“A pretzel? Wtf you talking about”
“It’s when you mix the weed and T like a spliff bro”.
“Ohh yea it do kinda taste like a pretzel. Hahaha let’s smoke a pretzel”
“A pretzel? Wtf you talking about”
“It’s when you mix the weed and T like a spliff bro”.
“Ohh yea it do kinda taste like a pretzel. Hahaha let’s smoke a pretzel”
by kosarosa March 13, 2023

Is number one move in all of Russian Wrestling. The body position is not important, but the move is executed when the only way to escape is to bite the opponent’s genitalia.
by Phatlumpia January 11, 2023

That girl was so into Gary until he managed to spill his red wine all over her red dress. He bit the pretzel.
by gary the pretzel December 19, 2011

by cowgirl2018 January 21, 2017
