Pony plug

Shoving a horse dildo up your anus

Last night I shoved a pony plug up my ass

by GeneralxLegend May 19, 2016

pony up

An act of pooling everyone's money in the current group together.

Who wants to order a pizza? Everyone who does, pony up!

by Jimmy Ray February 6, 2004

The cotton pony

A way better name for a Tampon than its politically correct term.

"Maryellen: Hows it goin today kitten?"

"Kitten: not too shabby just ridin' the cotton pony!!!!!"

by Cotton Pony Cowgerl May 28, 2009

Pony Ridin

the act of riding a pony;also a term used to say somebody is tripping

Those niggas be pony ridin.

by npicky June 4, 2010

jizz pony

a mild to moderately offensive term implying that the subject is a homosexual, whether they are or not. A more creative alternative to fag, queer, etc.

Person A: Want to go see Brokeback Mountain?
Person B: Ummm...no. You should probably just invite one of your friends from the Village People to watch it with you, jizz pony.

by Brandon Dockery December 24, 2008

Squatting pony

sex move in which man sits on couch chick faces him and steps up on couch and sits down on his cock then bounces up and down

I gave her the squatting Pony!

by JBut December 25, 2007

Pony Bumps

1. Bumps caused in girls hair after wearing a ponytail for a long time.

2. Ugly bumps in hair.

1. I shouldn't have worn a ponytail the day of prom because now I have bad pony bumps.

2. Cassie tried curling her hair but it turned out to be a bunch of pony bumps.

by gurli March 7, 2009