Ethan

The most obnoxious,rude,selfish,hurtful,mean,short,weird,annoying person ever in the entire universe. He is normally VERY VERY VERY short. He brags about things no one cares about and doesn’t try on anything. If he is still in school he never turns his homework in and normally thinks he is a rebel

Hey man wanna invite a friend over

You:who?

Friend: oh a friend named Ethan

You: Oh uh never mind

by Dwite Halbert February 21, 2020

Ethan

Someone you just want to beat with a 16inch dildo

Sometimes I just want to see Ethan get beat with a 16” dildo

by Fapisgay June 14, 2018

Ethan

His rapper name is lil’ pp

Lil’ pp: Ethan is lil’ pp.

by Lil’ pp March 21, 2019

ethan

Slim Thick

woah look at ethan.. he's slim thick👅

by hayleelolol July 31, 2017

Ethan

Pimp with a gigantic cock.

"Damn I want to ride Ethan''s gigantic fucking dick."

by triggeredwhigger December 4, 2017

Ethan

He literally has the biggest dick ever. Jk, it is ok and will get the job done. jk again it's humungous and will make your insides into a beef stew life at your grandmothers house in kentucky. Some may say it looks like a pumpkin but I say it is perfectly normal and beautiful. His personality is pretty good but it could be better. Jk, he is a God and will take your body to his wonderland. He also goes by the name daddy, and tyrone if you want. Also one last thing. All Ethan's and I mean every single one of them deserves at least 3 blowjobs a week by you. And yes that means every girl in the world. Have a good day and if ur a girl go suck his dick right now. :)

Girl 1: Have you sucked Ethan's dick today?
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: Where's my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: Coming tyrone

by 726386272 January 18, 2021

Ethan

A person that is often very stupid and retarded

I hate Ethan he's so retarded

by Bruh5034 March 30, 2020