When someone wakes up with a stiffy and decides to make pancakes while at the same time wanking and as a result some of the ejaculation gets into the pancake batter but not enough to stop said person from continuing to make said pancake. The resulting breakfast food is a Wank-ake!
Roommate A:Hey man, I made breakfast you want some?
Roommate B:Sure, what'd you make?
Roommate A:Wank-akes!
Roommate B:Wait, WHAT?!?
Roommate A:I said Pancakes, man seriously, you want some or not?
Roommate B:Sure, what'd you make?
Roommate A:Wank-akes!
Roommate B:Wait, WHAT?!?
Roommate A:I said Pancakes, man seriously, you want some or not?
by Defiantzel June 14, 2010
Get the Wank-akemug. The level of jizz in the male sexual organs, for example if you haven't had a wank for a week you have a healthy wank balance, if you wank 8 times a day then your overdrawn
by sharkfest August 1, 2016
Get the Wank balancemug. A pair of trousers (usually an old pair of jogging bottoms with an elastic waistband) in which a male can comfortably masturbate whilst wearing, thus creating warmth on a cold night without the need for a duvet or blanket.
Called fap slacks across the Atlantic.
Called fap slacks across the Atlantic.
by 240490 September 21, 2012
Get the wank slacksmug. You and your friends stand in a circle around a cookie. You start to jerk off and try to hit the cookie with your load. The first one who doesn't hit the cookie, or the last one to cum, has to eat it.
"Man, I still have the taste of the Cookie-Wank off yesterday in my mouth."
"Yes, I came first!"
"Oh man, I lost the Cookie-Wank again."
"Oh sorry I didn't mean to shoot you"
"Yes, I came first!"
"Oh man, I lost the Cookie-Wank again."
"Oh sorry I didn't mean to shoot you"
by TheFunnyGamer October 18, 2021
Get the Cookie-Wankmug. Masturbating to the lingerie pages of a clothing catalogue, as you did when you were 13 and couldn't get hold of proper filth.
Also handy for when you want a change of pace from mind-blowing internet-based grot.
(The Grattan catalogue was popular in the Uk about 15 years ago, and had a huge ladies underwear section.)
Also handy for when you want a change of pace from mind-blowing internet-based grot.
(The Grattan catalogue was popular in the Uk about 15 years ago, and had a huge ladies underwear section.)
by Ohfoshizzo November 2, 2009
Get the Grattan wankmug. 1.(noun) Referring to a person, usually a male, who masturbates obssessively multiple times daily.
2.(noun) Referring, in a degrading manner, to anyone who holds a very high opinion of themselves but is actually just an idiot.
2.(noun) Referring, in a degrading manner, to anyone who holds a very high opinion of themselves but is actually just an idiot.
1. Man, Clive is a wank-machine of note. He spanked his little monkey thirteen times yesterday.
2. Fiddy is such a wank-machine.
2. Fiddy is such a wank-machine.
by Jeby March 20, 2006
Get the wank-machinemug. An ugly, foul smelling narcissist who prays on good natured individuals. These types are often bi-as-fuck and will fuck and suck anything and anyone to make themselves feel better about their sad existence.
They have no real friends because everything they do or say is usually a lie.
Wank Weasels usually die alone.
Often termed as a Sweaty Nonce by some.
They have no real friends because everything they do or say is usually a lie.
Wank Weasels usually die alone.
Often termed as a Sweaty Nonce by some.
Person 1: Wank Weasel just employed another young girl.
Person 2: Damn! Another one?! He’s just a Wank Weasel.
Person 2: Damn! Another one?! He’s just a Wank Weasel.
by TheMexicanMashbanana December 17, 2022
Get the wank weaselmug.