Sloth

A sloth is a man with a big ego but no actual Talents, someone who could play video games or watch the walking dead for 9 hours while sitting on the shitter.makes reviews or fake click baits on YouTube to find his dorito addiction.

Damn, my mothers new boyfriend is a total sloth, he spent my allowance just to get Cal of Duty 3 weeks early!

by ManinyourShed February 28, 2017

sloth texter

Someone who takes forever to text back

I hate texting jody he is such a sloth texter

by Kk that girl March 2, 2017

wet slothing

The act of playing dead whilst in treacherous waters to avoid being eaten by vicious bobs.

"Wet slothing saved my life, that vicious bob nearly gummed me to death"

by Slothmonkey85 March 15, 2017

Sloth

Fat,Retarted,Slow,Lazy, a Tool,Ugly,an Animal (crazy)

Joey you are such a sloth

by Cocky_Party June 17, 2016

sloth on

if you want to sloth on someone it means you want to hug them with your arms and legs, like sloth's on trees

I need someone to sloth on right now...or I would so sloth on Logan.

by yogurll May 18, 2016

sloth queen

Hail satan!!

Man 1- "D... Did sloth queen hail satan"?

Man 2- " yes, HAIL SATAN"!!

by Blaa-blaa May 19, 2016

Blackout sloth

When you're so drunk and super slow

"Let's get blackout sloth tonight"

by Blackout sloth October 10, 2016