sloth on

if you want to sloth on someone it means you want to hug them with your arms and legs, like sloth's on trees

I need someone to sloth on right now...or I would so sloth on Logan.

by yogurll May 18, 2016

Sloth

A sloth aka (as kown as) Ädem is a group of Neotropical xenarthran mammals. Sloths can seem cute and friendly, but if provoked they can be dangerous. They like to eat leafs and insects.

Look there is a sloth climbing a tree!

by DON MIKE111 February 17, 2023

Slothing

The act of hanging onto one others body when too intoxicated to stand on your own.

“Bro, look at Jordan slothing on Zack, he took 8 shots of 151 ten minutes ago and he’s completely wasted”.

by PastyLabRat June 30, 2018

Ventripotent Sloth

Someone or something that eats food consistently at inappropiate places, such as at funerals or a library.

You're such a ventripotent sloth.

by Sunny Seat December 15, 2010

slothing

When you hug someone somewhat similar to how a sloth hugs a tree.

'I'm slothing you so tightly right now'

by takemymedicine June 25, 2018

Sammy the Sloth

she's not actually a sloth, she's a chicken

a girl that squeals in her voice messages for no reason

a girl that's cat is afraid of her

a beautiful girl that doesn't see her worth and beauty

Sammy the sloth: perfectly weird and beautiful
Cami: (sees Sammy) W0W!
Nessa: What?
Taylor: *eating*
Cami: Look at Sammy. She's Sammy the Sloth}!
Chelsea: She's a chicken.
Sammy: PEEEP

by beronicascrown November 20, 2019

Beer Sloth

1. To drink a beer for a long time so one doesn't get drunk. Also see Nurse - 3.

2. When someone is up a tree drinking a beer, and gets a picture, this is known as "beer slothing" or "to beer sloth"

1. Oh, prince philip was being a beer sloth tonight

2. Someone: "Did you see his beer sloth?"

Friend: "yeah, it was awsome"

by sullvinio December 11, 2013