Shrek the Third

The worst Shrek movie ever made that turned Shrek into a joke.

Shrek the third ruined Shrek.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh May 27, 2022

dylan and shrek

the cutest couple that ever walked the face of the earth = everyone wants to be them because they have so much love for each other & can overcome every single obstacle that is thrown in their way. plus, they are extremely sexy in the bedroom = if you know what i mean!

dylan and shrek are so cute together!

by love youu July 2, 2008

Shrek Cocktail

When someone busts a load into someone else's ear canal, then the person with the load pours it into the mouth of the one who busted the load.

Did you see Janet give James a Shrek Cocktail.

by Xomous March 29, 2022

Shrek's Swamp

An infestation of herpes in the anus.

I think I want a refund. That hooker had Shrek's Swamp.

by Justin a Heartbeat March 26, 2011

Shrek 2

The best movie of all time containing the best movie soundtrack of all time

Rick: I don;t have much money, but i can give you Shrek 2 Directors Cut DVD and three Justin Bieber Cd's for it.
Stan: Shrek 2 Directors Cut DVD? That's a bargain! Here you go.

by LifeIsFutile October 26, 2018

Shrek

A large green fucking badass who gets all the bitches and fucks dragons over like the silly cunts they are, he's also got a fit as fuck wench. His dick is like the great wall of china if it were green.

Shrek destroyed my mistress last night with the great wall of china

by jejejejejejejejejejeje January 24, 2017

watchin shrek

A term used between guys, code for wacking off

Guy 1 :"Hey man watd u do all weekend?"
Guy 2 :"My mom was in New York all weekend so i spent the time watchin shrek"
Guy 1: "Nice Bro"
Dumb Bitch: "Who the fuck still watches shrek"

by The Infamous Lewski, yeah thats rite its me August 10, 2006