1. To strike someone through any part of the body of another.
2. A specific form of hamfwamf, where the weaponized motherfucker is somehow worn by the attacker.
2. A specific form of hamfwamf, where the weaponized motherfucker is somehow worn by the attacker.
Observer 1: “Did you see that? He punched that dude’s head into that other dude’s head!“
Observer 2: “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.“
Observer 1: “What?”
Observer 2: “You know, like, he’s got Kermit on his hand, and fuckin’ Kermit’s like...” makes a headbutting motion, that would be a punch for the puppeteer “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.”
Observer 1: “Why are you like this?”
Observer 2: “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.“
Observer 1: “What?”
Observer 2: “You know, like, he’s got Kermit on his hand, and fuckin’ Kermit’s like...” makes a headbutting motion, that would be a punch for the puppeteer “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.”
Observer 1: “Why are you like this?”
by Ends-the-Dance June 17, 2020
Get the Muppet Punchmug. The phenomenon of younger generations realizing how far the pervasive influence of The Muppets goes. Follow Jim Henson's white rabbit and you will find not only The Muppets, but also The Fraggles, Sesame Street, Labyrinth, and The Jim Henson Company in its entirety.
by omgcg November 7, 2021
Get the muppet fractalsmug. The sincerest form of flattery for a fuckboy, e.g a cuter way of referring to a total tool as a fuckboy.
Lydia: dude , is such a muppet.
Maria: why happened?
Lydia: well apparently Muppet's ex girlfriend complained to him that I added her without knowing her so now muppet is whining about it.
Maria: it is FB, you can add anyone you want! I thought you said this guy was mad chill and that you wanted to be friends with him.
Lydia': not anymore. A real friend would hear my side and understand what free will means. Instead muppet chose to listen to who he once called "his crazy ex" over me. Game over, muppet
Maria: why happened?
Lydia: well apparently Muppet's ex girlfriend complained to him that I added her without knowing her so now muppet is whining about it.
Maria: it is FB, you can add anyone you want! I thought you said this guy was mad chill and that you wanted to be friends with him.
Lydia': not anymore. A real friend would hear my side and understand what free will means. Instead muppet chose to listen to who he once called "his crazy ex" over me. Game over, muppet
by girlswho'sgothegoods May 30, 2016
Get the Muppetmug. Term referring to a woman who’s face resembles that of a Muppets reject that was tossed into storage, forgotten about, stolen by a couple of meth heads, left on a porch in the rain, tossed in a dryer on high heat, then discarded in the trash where it eventually ends up in a sewer.
by Laura Courtney November 18, 2022
Get the Sewer Muppetmug.