Airborne Seaweed Herpes

It's the diseases that the boys have .. It's a mixture of stds , bad kissing skills , small dicks and a bit of asshole syndrome with a touch of douche all rolled into one . It is rife throughout the Durban area and many other costal areas

"Would you go home with him?" "eww no he has airborne seaweed herpes"

by bum :p November 20, 2014

herp and tangle

(noun). When a person has so many sexually transmitted diseases, they are literally "tangled" in them.

Angela slept with that guy too? That's six this week! I hope she doesn't get the herp and tangle!

by KhmerPrincess April 17, 2011

facebook herpes

A facebook page that is toxic

Did you write on Jane's facebook wall?
No way man , that chic has facebook herpes.

by Jesbat April 15, 2010

incurable patong herpes

When you share a bottle of water with a ladyboy on bangla road and develop blisters the following days making you wonder if you havent caught herpes & causing you to seek medical advice. Will I be okay?

Poor Aurelien, that Incurable Patong Herpes will never go away.

by chris_77 January 8, 2020

Herp 'n' shmerp

1. An ambiguous identifier used as a variable, akin to mathematics, in which any word can be inserted provided it keeps grammatical commandment. Typically the user has a specific word in mind that was purposely omitted.

see thingy, thing.

2. Used as a filler word akin to "like", "um", et cetera.

other spellings: herpnshmerp, herp-n-shmerp.

1. "Pass the herpinshermp, please?"

2. "Could you pass the herp 'n' shmerp ketchup, please?"

by lordcheesness May 28, 2013

herp de derp

What one says when there is nothing else to say.

Man-"I cheated on you with your mom"
Woman-"herp de derp"

by LAbabayy May 10, 2011

Don't Bust A Herpe

It basically means to chill out, and not make a big deal about something.
Like "don't have a cow" only cooler.

Ex:
Amanda: "I am sick of always being the one to clean up around here! You'd better start cleaning up after yourself or I'm going to sleep with your brother again."

Jason: "Fineee damn, don't bust a herpe over it."
Jason: "And leave my brother out of this!"

by MyRealNameIsJason December 11, 2009