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Christmas Rory

The Day before Christmas Eve

Christmas Rory falls on December 23rd
On Christmas Rory each year we usually gather as a family and bake cookies
by Bearbasket December 23, 2022
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Campers Christmas

by stwafeywafey July 30, 2019
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Christmas Titties

When a man develops Titties during the Christmas Holidays.
Everyone could tell Adam partied hard over the Christmas holidays by the size of his Christmas Titties
by Kent Bigcannon May 15, 2018
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Christmas Tissue

The act of ejaculating over another or one's own face- specifically carried out over the Christmas period.

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A tissue featuring images of animals in novelty Christmas dress up – usually carried around in clear plastic packets by old people or east end hipsters.
“I gave her a Christmas tissue in the face….right it in.”

“He didn’t appreciate the Christmas tissue.”

“A Christmas tissue isn’t for life. It’s just for Christmas.”
by Lady bruncher January 22, 2014
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Christmas Block

The Christmas preventing equivalent of a cock-block, either resulting in the loss of christmas or an event of equal significance.
Alexander: Oh man, my house burned down right before the holidays!

Derek: Wow, what a Christmas block
by derek the doctor December 24, 2009
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Christmas worm

A fat Schlong with a Christmas hat on.
This year I’m gonna give my friend my Christmas worm
by Mickey_____ December 19, 2021
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Christmas Jingle

When a girl gives you that long awaited blow job on Christmas day...enjoy it, it only comes once a year. Can be used in front of large audiences as a covert term to communicate 'private' intentions.
Hey baby, you think you wanna sing a Christmas jingle later on?

Damn....that girl knows how to sing her Christmas jingle.

My favorite Christmas jingle is about 20 minutes long.
by eljefe123 December 25, 2010
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