Thanos

That marvel character that gave you that tingly feeling when he says (you shuld have gone for the head) $$

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Me going to bed to have a normal dreem after avengers infinity war but you cant hold back the power and the edge so you canot resist so you begin to start to make thanos dick pics and that grape juice spewing out you get to far in you start rubbing your buldge trying to resist but suddenly you burst and get your seamen all over your 9 year old brother he wakes. You tell him you never speak of this ever again

by The gogogagalaob March 19, 2019

thanos

big purple guy

thanos is a bumb

by animalfudge4343 September 4, 2019

Thanos

The last color of the rainbow.

- what is the color of this grape?
- it’s a thanos grape.

by bitch_lasagna69 December 15, 2018

thanos

gay noob that got raised by barney and purple rasins

barney and thanos had sex

by thqnos's dick May 7, 2019

Thanos

A purple guy with mommy issues.

You are like a Thanos.

by ThoseGuysWithYourMom May 6, 2022

im da legend thanos

if you say this you certainly meet ur end with a fork.

HER: *walks infront of a large stadium*
EVERYONE: *cheering*

HER: ahem, im da legend thanos.

EVERYONE: *jumps up and down screaming and taking their shirts off*

by Mattran January 4, 2025

thanos

a guy looking for some shiny stuff to kill 50% of all bacteria

thanos made worldpanics by killing 50%of all life

by dessnom May 31, 2019