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texism

The use of an illogical argument as a means of mind/behavior control through severe confusion and frustration. Also the use of false stupidity as a means of controlling peoples mind through frustration.
Tex is constantly playing mind games with people, using his texism to frustrate them.
by Analytical Wreck February 28, 2015
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Textiquette

The etiquette used when texting people, especially people you've just met or that just don't know you very well.
"Why do you have, like, 14 unread texts from Randy?" "He has horrible textiquette, every time I don't answer his first text right away he sends, like, a dozen more and starts freaking out."
by NeverLetItRest March 15, 2009
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Texticles

When you can say anything via text messaging that you can't say outloud or to another person
"That bastard had the texticles to break up with me instead of saying it to my face!"
by Silverflayme January 10, 2010
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Tequila Texting

Texts sent while drinking heavily. Often to ex or desired loves. The act of texting while under the influence.
I went through my text messages from when we were getting hammered last night - I can't believe I was tequila texting your mom!
by KoolMoDug June 22, 2010
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texting stutter

when you constantly accidentally hit the same letter twice, resulting in what would sound out as a stutter. Usually due to super fast texting.
Text Friend 1: "Hhey man wwhere are you at?"
Text Friend 2: "Dude type slower and maybe you can get rid of that texting stutter."
by mango_crush January 13, 2010
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texting sarcasm

A notation used to signal the use of sarcasm in a text, instant, or various mobile device message. Often used to eliminate confusion and arguments caused by texting misinterpretations.

The generally accepted practice includes adding an "s" directly following or close to the ending punctuation of the message.
"This rush hour traffic is the best.s"
"I would have done her too if I was in your situation. S"
"Sweet sweater vest there chief! s"

".s", ". S", and " s" all denote texting sarcasm.
by Chi cityJT August 26, 2009
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noob texting syndrome

When someone will text you, you text back and they never reply. Usually people who get their first cellphone do this.
Dan: That hot chick has noob texting syndrome.

Sam: She probably just got her first phone.
by newnre23 July 30, 2009
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