Testiclese

A philosopher of sorts dating to the era of Plato and Aristotle. Although he was ahead of his time, he has been regarded as a ground-breaker in the history of modern thought. Throughout the early days of historical philosophy he traveled from city state to city state bringing the word of his chastity to all the greco-roman world.

"He who chastises thineself prosers"-Testiclese

by DustinSchubert January 20, 2011

Texticle

A idiot who drives around with a fake pair of testicles hanging from the trailer hitch on his pickup truck and is sending text messages while driving.

Did you just see that texticle?! He was all over the road! What an idiot!

by Dixiewolf8 July 1, 2009

Testicle

Furry red/blue/green/purple squishy balls located in the pelvic region of the human body,both male and female, they are interchangable with other testicles, typically 5-7 inches long

Ex. Today I'm going to wear my gay pride testicles.

by austin November 30, 2004

pharyngal testicles

A vulgar term for swollen tonsils.

"I had to have my pharyngal testicles removed over break..."

--Curt

by Pink January 30, 2004

Texticles

The act of sending your testicles to a friend in a picture message.

"Molly, did I show you Shaun's texticles?! they were gigantic!!"

by The wise man123 March 8, 2009

testicle

A funny question during an exam

man, question 4 was a testicle, i laughed my arse off at it

by $kud August 22, 2003

Texticles

Noun; used to describe a guy who doesn't have the balls to talk to a girl in person, and so texts her instead.

Michael doesn't have the balls to talk to the girl he likes? He's got some serious texticles.

by iBritz October 27, 2010