Tanners are simply a different breed. All of them are born usually in 300 B.C, and although funny, they are actual goddamn apes. Prehistoric beasts of nature that somehow made it to our almost-perfect industrial era. Despite this, anybody named Tanner is a certified top G. They're reliable and strong, and can lift literally anything. If you know a Tanner, value him for his wisdom, because it goes farther back in time than you could ever know.
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Tanner is an asshole to the ladies.
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"Dude, let's hang out with Tanner after school." "Nah, he's annoying as fuck." " He's got weed, though."
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