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Urban tank

Huge SUV that fits 8 or more passengers. 3/4 ton heavy duty capable of towing at least 10,000lbs. Equipped with a Diesel engine that has exhaust modified for maximum noise while at idle or cruising down the road. Weighs a minimum of 4 tons. The SUV is basically a tank but for urban applications.
Person 1: yo can relocate my house down the street and take all 5 of my kids with us?
Person 2: hell yeah ive got that urban tank
by Tankmasterflex July 28, 2017
mugGet the Urban tankmug.

high-tank

v: the act of relieving your bowel movements in the flush tank of another person’s commode
I know Brian high tanked my shitter last night because my water was all brown when I flushed.
by jayman March 3, 2004
mugGet the high-tankmug.

panther tank

A big ass German tank with a high velocity 75mm cannon, enough to put Russian t-34 85's into their cold hard grave! Has sloped frontal armor, and very to little side armor!
RussianBias2283: Yeah panther tank are weak and retarded!

PantherDSupreme: That's why you are dead.
by SpecificDolphin February 5, 2018
mugGet the panther tankmug.

tank up

To drink heavily to the point of getting zonked out of your mind.
Last night I tanked up so much, that I passed out and dreamed that I was swimming in a sea of beer.
by Mark H August 17, 2004
mugGet the tank upmug.

Shart Tank

When a kid poops in the bath tub and runs around screaming and trying to avoid the turd as if it were a shark.
My two-year-old shart tanked our jacuzzi tub last night so I have to pick up some bleach on the way home from work.
by Slerotin August 27, 2013
mugGet the Shart Tankmug.

tanks yuo

Yeh, luser, dat was soo l33t. Tanks, yuo!
by CelticWonder November 19, 2002
mugGet the tanks yuomug.

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