Tanner-Tale

When limp wristed Tanners tattle on people for hurting their delicate, snowflake feelings.

Jeff: "Hey, that shirt looks dumb."

Tanner: "Hey, Jeff called me a retard!"

Jeff's Boss: "I don't care. Don't be a Tanner-Tale!"

by DKcaz December 17, 2017

Mortimerian Tale

A story that exists in the twilight zone between real and unreal. It is typically highly detailed and of an almost sureal fashion, the mortimerian tale is equally believable as it is unbelievable. The art of telling a mortimerian tale lies within the ability to make a story that may or may not be true seem plausable, therefore making it difficult to find out wether or not its true. The name comes from the stories British comedian Bob Mortimer tells in various TV shows. Examples include "theft and shrubbery", "I perform my own dentistry", and "we were removed from town for freightening the locals".

Bob Mortimer, Mortimerian Tale

by vlegel October 13, 2018

Fairy tale hairy tail

When someone uses a combination of fairy tales and dodgy stories to describe something or an event.

James was so vague and all over the place man telling me what happened in the bar last night, his usual fairy tale hairy tail kinda storytelling!

by pouyabagheri June 7, 2019

rattle-tale

An adult tattle-tale. Also known as a rat. A person who throws someone under the bus for anything, no matter how petty.

if someone rats on you to your boss for taking an extra 10 minutes on break... “you little rattle-tale”

Nobody respects a rattle-tale

by Warrzone603 June 21, 2019

Dirty Talean

When you are watching TV and let your favorite dog lick your private parts

We were sitting there watching tv and she pulled a dirty Talean

by Chrisist97 April 1, 2020

The TALEEB

The big gay who like to fucky sucky big boy

I am the TALEEB

by taleeb October 14, 2020

The tale of food

A game of four fucking hot men even though the game haven't even come out

Random person: Hey you like hot anime men you should play The tale of food

Other person: yea I do but the game is only on a ad right no-

Random person: stfu let's make r34 out of them

by KAYSUSHIDEF April 12, 2023