tiger petter

Someone stupid enough to try to pet the tigers at the zoo.

Coined by The Daily Show's John Oliver in the latter days of the 2008 U.S. presidential campaign, to define a certain percentage of the electorate too stupid to have decided on a candidate yet.

That jackass who jumped into the polar bear pool in the Berlin Zoo was lucky to get out alive! That tiger petter should have been ripped to shreds.

by urbpan April 11, 2009

west tiger

A legendary person well known for winning a squash match 13-11 14-12

Did you see the match West tiger played, wow Jacob got wrecked!

by West 1977 February 18, 2018

Pull a Tiger

To cheat on your supermodel wife with an ugly skank. Then have it come back to ruin your entire life.

Joe:haha he was so rich why did he do that?
Timmy: I have no idea, he really pulled a tiger on that one!
Joe: haha yea! none of his friends even talk to him anymore!
Timmy: yes he really did pull a tiger

by jonathan123432345435 December 12, 2009

Jäger Tooth Tiger

Another name for a Couger.

Phil says: "Hey chico what are you lookin' to do tonight?"

Diego says: "Man I'm looking to get jumped by a Jäger Tooth Tiger."

by ~Q~ April 21, 2010

Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother

Dont mess with me or ill whup ur ass and fuck ur mother

Kid 1: Ur a fatass
Kid 2:Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother
Kid1: Ok My bad dude im sorry

by BigBoiBurney February 17, 2010

Tamil Tigers

The Tamil Tigers of Sri Lanka are undoubtedly one of the most organized, effective and brutal terrorist groups in the world. They invented the suicide vest and, according to the FBI, are the only terrorist group to have assassinated two world leaders. The rebels, based in northern and eastern Sri Lanka, have been waging a violent offensive against the central government on and off for more than 20 years. Federal forces recently announced they had captured the Tigers' capital, Kilinochchi, but it's a safe bet that, regardless of territory lost or possibly dwindling ranks, the guerillas will not give up their fight willingly.

The Tamil Tigers, which include 5,000 to 10,000 guerillas, are fighting to secede from the the island country of Sri Lanka. They originally immigrated to Sri Lanka from southern India and make up 10 to 15% of the population, compared to the majority Sinhalese, who constitute about 75%. In 1972, the Sinhalese-controlled Sri Lankan government declared Sinhala and Buddhism the official language and religion. The Tamils, who practice Hinduism and have their own language, took this action as an affront, and Vellupillai Prabhakaran founded the Tigers soon after. The group is formally known as the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE).

by Dancing with Fire June 22, 2011

tigerblood

What is flowing through Charlie Sheen veins

Charlie Sheen never gets tired of Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen never gets tired, must be all that tigerblood

by PeekPost March 17, 2011