Tactical Coffee Dump

When you drink a coffee at the opportune moment before leaving the house or embarking on a long journey; utilising the laxative powers of the coffee to time the perfect dump in the comfort of a clean, working toilet.

Friend -Aw man, I really need to blow my rear load but someone chundered all over the toilet

Wiser Friend -Duuude, why didn't you smash a tactical coffee dump back at Leroy's place?
Friend -Sheeiiiiiiit

by nron_hubbard November 16, 2015

Tactical breeding

When you breed with someone for there genes so your child can be better than you. Or when you fuck your relatives to be your own grandpa.

Guy 1:hey do you like lily?
Guy 2:not really just for tactical breeding.
Guy 1: ok

Example number 2:
Guy 1:imma be my own grandpa
Guy 2: how?
Guy 1: tactical breeding

Guy 2: sick!

by The_trickster_ November 2, 2020

TacticalPope

Pope but Tactical as fuck

TacticalPope: repost if jesus ballin

Everyone else:jesus ballin

TacticalPope: yes

by TacticalPope April 18, 2021

Mohali tactic

A very famous tactic in the game of cricket. First employed by the cricket captain of Pakistan (Misbah-ul-haq) in the semifinal of the cricket world cup in 2011 at Mohali. The tactic usually involves tuk tuk- ing your way to either a draw or a loss through defensive batting. Apparently the tactic is favourite within the match-fixing community.

Match-fixing agent: "50,000 $ if you execute the Mohali tactic tomorrow."

Misbah-ul-haq: " No! . . . . . . . 60,000 $?"

by Mazhar Majeed October 22, 2011

Tactatoe

A faggot or annoying bitch that brags about in-important shit and doesn't shut the fuck up about it until you make em.

Nigga 1:HAHA bitch ya I just got a fucking chicken wing nigga! Ya how many chicken wings do you have nigga? OH YA NONE!

Nigga 2: Yo Nigga! Why you being such a Tactatoe man? chill.

Nigga 1: Shiiit man I didn't know. I'm sorry...

by O.T. (You know who it is) November 5, 2009

Tactical Piss

When one must urinate during combat, a training exercise, airsoft match, or any military-related situation in which a person must be stationary for an extended period of time.

While waiting for the enemy to pass through our ambush area I was lying in the prone position. I had to pee so bad, so I rolled over onto my side and took a tactical piss because I could not leave my position.

by Sean Van Dommelen June 30, 2014

Tacticool

A gun that has been unnecessarily modified to include such things as vertical foregrips, laser systems, flashlight systems, hair triggers, replacing wooden stocks with lightweight black plastic ones... and these expensive modifications are done to a rifle or shotgun to make it "cool."

"Tacticool" is generally used as an insult; when guns like the M4 or MP5 are modified in such ways for real uses like house-to-house combat or counter-terrorist operations, it is not usually used.

Dude 1: Dude, check out my SKS!
Dude 2: That doesn't look like an SKS to me...
Dude 1: Well yeah, I modified it a bit!
Dude 2: What the fuck did you do to it!?
Dude 1: Well I replaced the original wooden stock with a black one and I added a laser sight and also a rail system so I could put a flashlight on it and...
Dude 2: Now why would go and tacticool a perfectly good rifle?

by Ninja guy February 13, 2008