by GATA April 06, 2014
Noun: exaggerated emotive sobbing after three or more glasses of wine over any subject including lost love, wasted youth, an unrequited crush, family dysfunction or any topic covered on the Lifetime network.
Can also be used as a verb. It should be noted that while many, many of us have practiced this art - no one has mastered it like Taylor Armstrong from the Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Can also be used as a verb. It should be noted that while many, many of us have practiced this art - no one has mastered it like Taylor Armstrong from the Housewives of Beverly Hills.
I don't know what happened, one minute we're talking about our outfits and the next minute she's wine crying over that loser she used to date.
by bravodarling December 14, 2011
Purposefully getting wasted on wine. Can include using wine in drinking games, or just chugging it straight from the bottle
by MMMEg June 23, 2008
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pure dung. it is a war crime in seven countries. only commies find joy in the consumption of this monstrosity.
hey, do you hate yourself? let's drink milk wine!
by ohheelyeah August 05, 2019
What happened to your missus gav? She looks like shit this morning and hasn't stopped whining!
Yep, she has wine flu - drank 3 bottles of red last night!
Yep, she has wine flu - drank 3 bottles of red last night!
by gammagav July 15, 2009
the term used to describe the use of a wine bottle for mass destruction, similar to falcon punch made famous by Captain Falcon however with the addition of a wine bottle
by chode in the hole June 11, 2009