Tickle Thompson

The homosexual act of standing behind a man, grabbing their right shoulder, whispering political messaging into their ear while simultaneously grabbing their testicles with the left hand.

“Timothy gave Dave a Tickle Thompson behind the dumpster after work.”

by Carl lee Jefferson February 17, 2023

the thompson special

Where a boy named eddie thompson does the helicopter, before RKOing the person that is giving a handjob, and bum fucking them.

A Unity Special ~ i hate you jamie you retard

Oh my god, I wish eddie would do the thompson special on me!

by eddthomp May 20, 2023

thwap

noun. Short,loud,loose slapping sound.

As of large spider being sucked up a vacuum cleaner pipe.

by Wlm Wheed May 8, 2005

Fred Thompson

1) God

2) The Actor who appeared in films such as "Baby's Day Out" (as the FBI Agent), "The Hunt For Red October" (as the admiral of the USS Enterprise, and more recently, Law & Order.

When Fred Thompson empties his pistol at the firing range, it reloads itself out of respect.

by Sir Andrew May 20, 2007

Thorpe Says...

History: Ian Thorpe - an Australian Gold Medalist - appeared in advert for a cereal company, a mother who can't get her kids to eat the cereal calls Thorpe up, and asks "What do I do?" to which Thorpe Replies: "Tell them Thorpe says 'Its fully Sick!'"

Usage: It's now used in two ways:

1: When someone does something noteworthy, and ask your opinion, you mearly replies "Thorpe Says..."

2: When someone says a particually unfunny joke, to break up the silence you'd say: "Well... Thorpe said..."

A part of the MSC Dialect

G1: What'd you think of that Idea
G2: Thorpe Says...
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G1: ...And then the priest got drunk!
G2: ...uh... wtf?
G1: "Well... Thorpe said it was fully sick!"

by Jones November 23, 2004

Thompson Middle School

The most awesome school ever. It's in Murrieta, with a outstanding athletic record, high test scores, and a famous choir and band program. Most of the students move on to Murrieta Valley High School, with a Greatschool's rating of 9/10, which is rare. They also have a famous choir program. Their "Advanced" Choir has been going to compete in California's top choirs. Plus all the people that go are freakin' awesome (except certain people... you know who you are...)

"Hey, do you go to Thompson Middle School?"

by 8thGradeAwesomeness January 2, 2012

thorpedo

1. a douchebag.
2. a person who looks like a giant penis.

1. Bro, you ate the last of my Cluck-U. You are such a fucking thorpedo.
2. Alec Baldwin is a thorpedo.

by Righteous Fist October 10, 2008