Recess Wedding Epidemics

Recess Wedding Epidemics are when two popular kids in 2nd - 5th grade have a recess wedding (see recess wedding) and magically, everyone else has one too. Recess wedding epidemics can last from a week to the end of the school year. They usually can't be stopped easily by teachers, but it's possible. When they can't be stopped, it's either because:
1. The same kids (or different ones) who started it had another recess wedding.
2. The other kids look up to their Kid Couple of the Week, and therefore it doesn't stop until the recess relationship stops.
3. Kids have ✨hidden✨ recess weddings and it looks like it stopped for a bit until some dumb kids don't get the memo and suddenly even the bathroom floor germs know about Little Jimmy's recess wedding and it usually stops there.
Kid 1: Hey, did you hear? Jessica and Tommy started a recess wedding epidemic. Man, i hate them.
Kid 2: I dunno, Tommy helped me hold hands with Susie, so we might have a recess wedding.
Kid 1: Not you too! Frick recess wedding epidemics.
by BiodegradableBabies August 30, 2020
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wedding ninja

An service worker generally at a wedding or event, that will continually monitor all plates out. And if left unattended for 15 seconds said plates will be taken and your food will be lost

Originally coined by ponzi
The wedding ninjas took my plate again. I was gone for 10 seconds
by OG Ponzi March 31, 2021
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LA wedding

Robyn, who was having an LA wedding, had gained 80 pounds while pregnant, and she still had at least four weeks to go when she marched into Rosie's shop and asked her to make a wedding gown for her.
by BeckhamsTears April 27, 2011
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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alabama wedding

When blood relatives Wed one another to keep the bloodline pure.
Brother and his sister ,mom and son,dad and daughter are reproducing to keep the generations of pure bloodlines intact. Alabama wedding
by Dr Rob205 February 19, 2017
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Wedding

A place were the funeral of the relationship has cake and no coffin.
"Man this 'wedding' is bogus.
by M3anP3opl3101 January 21, 2018
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Wedding

A place where stupid people eat cake and put on gold rings.
No, weddings are basically funerals with cake.
by mynamearejeff May 08, 2018
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