Hyrule Sword

Gamers (especially Nintendo fans) who are so fragile and desperate to justify their latest purchase that anything not calling the game the greatest thing in the history of everything that they are sent into a frothing rage.
The term was first coined Jim Sterling who was subjected to harrassment, death threats, and having his website DDoSed after giving Zelda: Breath of the Wild a decent score of 7/10. Jim then went on to compare the "hardcore Zelda fanatics' " fragility to the poor weapon degredation system in BotW which was one his criticisms in the offending review.
"Man, those fanboys really freaked out over that review. They're so fragile, they should be Hyrule swords."
by Magic-Horse of Awesome March 14, 2017
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Sword sisters

Like "eskimo brothers" but for gals. Girlfriends who have banged the same dude at different times and are quite cordial about it.
"You slept with him too? We're sword sisters now, bitch!"
by Thatothergirltho April 11, 2019
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liquid swords

When two males piss and make their streams cross.
When i piss next to my friends we always play liquid swords, but it sucks when my shoes get wet and I smell like piss at the bar.
by pecker peeker December 09, 2012
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rusty sword

Dried, yet stilled brown, dog shit, found lying on the lawn or side of a footpath.
"AAAAH! Rusty sword!"

"e.. GAD!"
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 25, 2003
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Sword Lesbian

Martha, you're getting old. When will you give me grandchildren?
Mom, I told you, I'm a lesbian. I don't want men.
How about that sword lesbian on the first floor?
by Twirling_Alpaca_2137 March 10, 2022
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fire & sword

Synonymous with "by any means neccessary", except that fire & sword implies that there will be violence ensuing.
"By fire & sword we shall rid Germany of the Jews"



--Guess who?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004
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