can race

Occurs when two employee's return from lunch break and one employee tries to beat the other to the restroom because he or she knows the other employee always has bad gas.

"Dave's going to go eat Mexican food for lunch, you can bet Alan will return early from break to gaurantee victory in that can race. No one wants to use that bathroom for atleast 30 minutes after Dave gets done with it"

by Brian Thomas Bowman June 25, 2007

rub race

when two or more persons race to see who can masturbate quicker.

boy: me and my gf did a rub race just to for something new... she beat me and proceeded to have 5 more orgasms after I got one and recharged. it's not fair cuz during sex I always blow my load first.

by aznnymphomaniac March 8, 2011

White race

A race of people who simultaneously doesn't exist because we are all just humans but also does exist and is responsible for everything bad that ever happen in the history of the world.

The White race doesn't exist, but also it does exist and it's bad

by Callivan January 18, 2023

Greyhound race

When you put your cock into the wire basket from the top of a champagne bottle and run around. It looks like a muzzled greyhound.

Alright guys, whip out the champers, it's time to go greyhound racing

by drew christx May 27, 2005

Turtle Race

Retardedly slow drivers who insist on going at least 10 miles under the speed limit, whilst in snychronization, causing the brains of all drivers behind the turtles to explode out of the tops of their heads.

When you're driving & 2 (or more) nitwits (usually people 55+) are having a turtle race at the exact same speed as eachother (generally 45 mph & lower) in front of you, making it so no one can pass until another lane opens, resulting in you, the driver, screaming really loudly due to infuriation.

by feirinnheit April 4, 2009

Race Baiter

Term often used as a smokescreen to suppress any legitimate discourse on the state of race relations in the United States or to deny the existence of racism in some form.

A reporter was accused of being a race baiter for suggesting that some, not all, of the criticism of President Obama is motivated in racism.

by That Guy on That Show April 2, 2013

the future race

The inevitable conclusion of complete interbreeding. Where there is no longer any distinct race, but only one race. With the associated strengths of each race.

Dude you gonna hit that!?! She's not your kind.

Hey man, gotta get started on the future race.

by lagSpleen April 30, 2008