braking in the back door

This is bum sex. Either for man or women, depending on preference.

(kick) i'm braking in the back door!

by definor December 7, 2006

The Complete Belgian Breakfast

You wake up in the morning, hop in the shower, take a shit in the shower, (waffle stomp that bitch), and sensually glaze the waffle with your jizz. Take a step back and admire your work. Enjoy!

"Hey, why is Tommy Tomasso so out of breath?"

"Oh, cuz he just finished The Complete Belgian Breakfast, he gave it all he had."

by The Thesaurus July 31, 2024

breakfast for the block

Cooking, making, cutting or altering narcotics, controlled substances or alcohol with intent for creating a product fashioned in a way meant for distribution and or consumption by the public

"When will those edibles be ready?"

"I'm makin breakfast for the block right now."

by The Scholar X April 19, 2018

Breakfast of the Champions

The act of eating cereal with milk out of someones asshole

While doing Breakfast of the Champions, one should never use coco pebbles

by Eatyourwheaties October 7, 2018

You can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.

17th century idiom.

A formal deductive logical device used in a debate that simultaneously agrees and disagrees with any proceeding statement or argument.

See also "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Winston Churchill said that."

A: Al you old son of a bitch, how you doing? how you feel about the Dolphins? That call last night was aweful.

B: As far as I see it, you can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.

by elip October 29, 2014

The Groundhogs are Bringing Him Breakfast

He is dead.

Hey, whatever happened to Michele? You didn't hear, the groundhogs are bringing him breakfast.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021