Lick the Tent

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.

“Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”

by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022

Placenta Tent

Gross name for a Vagina.

That dudebro Chad totally spent the night in her Placenta Tent... Yuck.

by KönigPhillip February 20, 2019

3 guys in a tent

3 shirtless men in a tent and there is no space nor do they have socks meaning this is the only occasion where they will be in a gay situation.

The tent will be sweaty, musty, and dusty, but you’ll have ur homies to provide you with a good time, also good luck getting sleep cause ur homies will most likely be acting gay so don’t be disturbed.

Guy 1: 3 guys in a tent doing gay crap because there shirtless
Guy 2: can we get some sleep and stop acting like gay people
Guy 3: hey it’s ok this is the only time we can be gay so anyone wanna Jack off together?

by HotKidMan August 29, 2021

Gassing the Tent

When you have a boner and fart so that the gas engulfs your penis and inflates your pants

Eww look at Mikey he's gassing the tent, I can smell it.

by Hamgurburger February 11, 2024

stink tent

same as a dutch oven. after farting in bed, firmly cover your partners head in the blanket as to not let fumes escape.

when she leaned over to set the alarm and gave her a stink tent.

by adaminroseville May 25, 2007

tent on

The circumstances in which the person gets a boner while wearing jogging bottoms, making the front of the joggers looking like an erected tent.

'hahaha check it man that guys got a massive tent on '

by Big lad from sheff April 23, 2017

tiny turtle tent

A small uncircumcised penis.

Hey Tracy I heard you slept with tod how'd you like that tiny turtle tent?

by ThePoeTickler February 01, 2016