man simp

a woman who dates around and doesn't care about the man who she dates even if the man would do anything for her.

wow nomis a man simp

by MISTERDOT99999 April 3, 2020

The Simpan War

Most people call it theTrojan War but the war was started by two Mega Simp that wanted a girl. So it’s classified as a simp war and not a normal one.

Guy 1:yo you heard of that war in history class

Educated Guy 1: yeah it was called The Simpan War

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Political Simp

A Political simp is a someone who posts something political to gain bias from a group of people

EX:

**Company Posts Black Square**
Jimmy~ Omg X is being such a Political Simp

EX #2:

**White Girl Posts Black Square**
YEEYEE~ This bitch a liberal YEET

by M80 Gaming June 16, 2020

Ford Simp

Someone who experiences attraction to a car by the company Ford. This is extremely rare and often looked down upon.
Can also mean someone who simps for the fictional character Stanford 'Ford' Pines, from the show Gravity Falls created by Alex Hirsch

He realized that he was infact a Ford Simp. This realization was devastating, as he was afraid people would judge him for being a Ford Simp.

by Space Saturn Bitch August 10, 2021

big simp

doris

doris is a big simp

by sonic the frog October 11, 2021

Cash Simp

A middle class or working class person who simps for the ultra wealthy.

That Elon Musk fanboy is a cash simp.

by laman012 October 31, 2021

incel simp orbiter

Guys who follow a niche internet micro celebrity female on social media. She’s usually a gamer girl, so they join her Discord in hopes of becoming her Moderator. She talks to them occasionally and they all think she wants to date them. They always give her what she wants, compliment her, and stalk her.

Guy 1: Wow this girl is a gamer? She’s super cool.

Guy 2: She’s so hot!

Guy 3: You guys are such incel simp orbiter freaks. I’m leaving.

by Smileymary May 2, 2022