sweden

basically all you need to know is that the band Last AmAndA is from here and they are all amazingly beautiful!

girl1: omg! is that nico? he's soo hott
girl2: hell yeah he is, that cuz he plays in last amanda and is from sweden!

by dudesfromswedesrsexy June 20, 2006

Swedeland steamer

verb; to take a shit on another's tramp stamp.

Now that Jill has her new tattoo, she cannot wait to get her first swedeland steamer.

by Hot Carl's GF April 21, 2010

sledgehammer

what your pulse/heartbeat feel like when you lose your virginity

If you could take my pulse right now, it would feel just like a sledgehammer.

by analpriest November 26, 2014

swede

A person of Gypsy heritage.

Look at that Swede, he stole my fathers potatoes.

by Duderino Dude January 16, 2008

rape in Sweden

based loosely on the Julian Assange case, referring to the fact that what counts as anything from gross sexual imposition down to just uncool sexual activites in Australia can be considered rape in Sweden. Used to alert braggart friends that their boasting is not particulary welcome. Also used to be a smartass.

Dude 1: "Yeah, the bitch said no to getting all up in dat azz, but I went there anyway."
Dude 2: "Dude! That's rape in Sweden!"

or

Dude 1: "Jagoff walks around with his pants around his knees, so I grab the waistband on his BVDs and hike 'em towards the heavens!"

Dude 2: "snicker Yeah... but that's rape in Sweden! chuckle"

by The Evil Steve December 20, 2010

sedgelaphediac

some dude/chick who fucks dead, usually baby,animals.

dude i fucked your sister last night !! ha ha

'my pet kitten died last night,i felt really horny at the time so i thought,well why not,so yea i slipped my cock up that cats ass.....' - 'i heard bout ppl that do that,there called sedgelaphediacs

by jaynass January 2, 2006

skedge

the morbid aroma one can tell by entering the room. the dandruff on ones head is noticeable, with streaks of fine gray hairs as well. often is horny with pimples on the back. to be a skedge is very rare so if you see one, the chances next time will be slim to none

yo skedge
yo man
hows life
Depressing

by slim henny November 30, 2011