sweer

Meaning "cool" or "sweet". Originally created during a discussion between the all powerful Paters of YLZ INDUSTRIES, and one made a type when typing sweet. hence, sweer is born.

"Dude I hear that YLZ INDUSTRIES is actually the cover corporation for Ai-"

"Woa, the way that sniper blew your head off was totally sweer! Ignorance is bliss!"

by Pater0 June 26, 2004

say i swear to god

something you say to somebody when you don't really give a shit about their story. this is a phrase usually used when somebody else won't shut the fuck up about something you don't give a fuck about. you usually let them talk for a little while but when they get to the point of being annoying, that's when you tell them, "Say I swear to God." In short, it's just another way to let somebody else know you don't care. When you tell them to say "I swear to God," they usually get the message right away after saying "I swear to God," and shortly afterwards realizing that it means you don't care.

Melissa: Cancun was so awesome! We were at the bar every night! We met totally hot guys! One night we all danced on the bar after we did like, 20 jelly shots apiece! And then Jill made out with some guy who was like, 35 years old! We were all dying laughing! It was so funny!

Me: No way! Say I swear to God! (in a cocky ass, sarcastic manner)

Melissa: I swear to God! (realizing you don't care)

by TwanDiggity September 3, 2005

Fucking F-Swear

1. To agree with something.
2. Reaction to something that went from.

1.Lets go to the Package Store and get some beer.
Fucking F-Swear, lets do it.

2. Dude, you just split beer on the floor.
Aw, fucking f-swear

by Anonymous October 16, 2002

swear jar

A bullshit tyrannical procedure that's set up by most parents in order to improve their personal image

child: damnit
dad: Oh, that's one dollar from you young man
child: (breaks swear jar) Fuck the system

by Dubiks March 2, 2019

Swer Potato

Swer potato is in the world of chicken nugger and french fried. To reach this ascension, you must gain Ligma,Sugma,Sawcon,Imagine Dragons,Fugma,Simardeep. Once you gain all of these, you gain knowledge of the ingredients of swer potato, chicken nugger and french fried. Once cooked, you finally ascend to become a true meme lord.

"Daddy Pepe, how do I become a meme lord like you?"
(Daddy Pepe) "You must gain the knowledge of swer potato"
"Teach me the ways Daddy Pepe"
(Daddy Pepe) "All in good time, my boi"

by Lawtron The Boi October 18, 2018

kinky swear

similar to a pinky swear, it involves the participants promising one person another something by puting each individuals pinky in the other person's buthole. Often seen at gay weddings.

Sebastion and Alexy concecrated their promise with a quick kinky swear, for ever making it permenant.

by Sebastion Dirty December 24, 2007

Swearious

To Swear and be Serious at the same time.

And I was like, "You kidding me,are you swearious?

by xXalmondjoyXx January 8, 2006