Swan Party

It's basically a hen party for stuck up snobs
"When is your Hen party?"

"Hen party? That's so last decade you dumb bitch, I'm worth a Swan party"
by Sploosh93 July 13, 2020
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swan rape

Greek myth about Zeus pretending to be a swan to take advantage of Leda; an awesome fantasy football trade where one person takes advantage of another player's injury list to get a sweet WR.
Getting steve smith for addai and tomlinson? Swan rape.
by Manager, Pecan Sandies October 06, 2011
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Swan Topping

A blood sport involving the throwing of a throwable cutting implement at a swimming flock of swans, with the aim to decapitate as many as possible
Hey Billy, I was planning on disposing of a few old circular saw blades, ..wanna make a game of it with a round of swan topping?
by willybrrreeeen May 25, 2022
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you swan, he frog

You swan, he frog” is a comment left on a blogger’s post about having to say goodbye to her boyfriend on a Chinese social media site. The white blogger, who goes by YouKris, left a tearful photo on the platform and Chinese users rushed to offer words of comfort, make jokes, or trash her boyfriend’s looks.
“you pretty, he ugly, you swan, he frog!” one commenter wrote.
-He cheated on me, and I'm heartbroken.
-Snap out of it. You swan, he frog.
by itZzzzzzz August 19, 2024
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Grey Swan

A large scale impactful event that, with first order second order effects, impacts over a billion people in surprising ways. Though the event is surprising, it has actually been predicted or was likely to happen based on people that call themselves futurists and economists arguing both sides of every argument. Gray swans by default tend to be negative. Covid-19 was a graceful event has defined by the The Grey Swan Guild, a global think tank that studies these types of occurrences along with Grey Rhinos, Green Swans, White Alligator, and Black Jellyfish.
ROB: I'M PRETTY SURE THAT WAS A "GREY SWAN". NO ONE EXPECTED THAT ROCKET TO CRASH INTO THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION.

SEAN: Stop shouting and think. According to my quick research on perplexity and our website Prediction Market.. there was a 5% chance that one of the rockets or shuttles would crash into the ISS it's just a matter of gravity. Those are actually pretty good odds I can't believe it wasn't more defense on the ISS!
by robtyrie March 29, 2024
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romantic swan dance

The 'romantic swan dance' is an act performed by two modern metro-sexual males who would happen to live together, usually in an apartment in an upmarket area, such as Leamington Spa in Warwickshire, UK.

The 'romantic swan dance' usually takes place in an area where there is much space available in which to dance, such as the living room. It commences when a song similar in nature to 'Happy' by Pharrell Williams is heard.

The two males begin the dance by prancing around in a similar fashion to Morris dancers, with much clapping and knee slapping taking place before decending into some freaky-freestyle movements.

It only ends when both males are dripping wet with sweat and completely exhausted.
"Jesus is this romantic swan dance still going on?"
by 'THE SHADOW' April 14, 2016
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Swan muncher

Someone who eats Swans. This is illegal in the UK, and is generally done by pikeys.
by Paulo Makowski April 17, 2008
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