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Swan lakeing

When jerking off in a planked position you aim the head of the penis at a 69 degree angle as to shoot the cum into your mouth upon ejaculation. Can be done accidentally or on purpose but either way the cum is normally choked up causing the swans to take flight.
“*auhg* Fuck I’ve just swan laked myself”, or “I about threw up when I realized I was swan lakeing
by GammaTexas8 September 10, 2021
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dutch swan

Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm whith one leg up, while the male holds his own penis(reach around leg for better results).
Mustang and Sally try dutch swan because why not!?
by Dreamscrusher November 1, 2017
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swan rape

Greek myth about Zeus pretending to be a swan to take advantage of Leda; an awesome fantasy football trade where one person takes advantage of another player's injury list to get a sweet WR.
Getting steve smith for addai and tomlinson? Swan rape.
by Manager, Pecan Sandies October 6, 2011
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Swan

A hater.
Someone who hates on others.

Anyone who is more worried about other persons actions than their own.
A man or woman who stares at you while judging you.
"What are you looking at swan?" Adam Sandler in Billy Madison.
by Lee Lee B January 20, 2018
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indirect swan

the act of killing one's opponent by shrapnel; NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A SWAN. see swan for a direct swan.
muzzy-=cD almost dodged spyder-=cD's shrapnel.
by Anonymous July 20, 2003
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Swan dive

To quickly duck out of a situation or place for a brief refreshment without being noticed by local authorities
by zigmanfroid February 8, 2019
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Black Swan

A masterpiece of a song that tells you about the sufferings of a artist who fears losing their passion, a song by the biggest group in the world, BTS.
Me: Black swan soty idc idc
Someone: as it should be
by ugharch1 March 7, 2021
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