spaghetti son

A son who unzips his fanny pack and spills spaghetti everywhere.

Dad: Hey son.
*Spaghetti Son unzips fanny pack*
Dad: What are you doing?
Spaghetti Son: SPAGHETTI EVERYWHERE!

by ZP627 January 1, 2016

spaghetti master

Term used for a gay chick who undoubtedly turns any woman in her path gay. She has that certain edge that all the chicks dig.

Girls tend to fall for her boyish charm and charisma.

She has to remind herself that straight girls are friends, not food. Because all girls are straight, untill they get wet, like spaghetti.

Example:" dude did you see she hooked up with abother straight girl, she is a spaghetti master"

" dude did you see she hooked up with abother straight girl, she is a spaghetti master"

by Vos the spaghetti master June 18, 2017

spaghetti dick

When a man's penis is long and noodle-like

I just walked in on Steve changing and that guy has got a real spaghetti dick.

by Treeknob August 29, 2017

Spaghetti Kid

Somebody who is very likely to shoot up a school, Most likely to wear the same hoodie to school every day, extremely greasy hair, and looks at guns on google images while having no social interaction what so ever.

Jim: There's this kid in my class who sharpens paper clips under the table. He's awful quiet.
Tom: What a spaghetti kid.
*Voice Yells* I'M SICK OF THIS SCHOOL!

by Slatericy November 23, 2018

Spaghetti-meatballs

When you know someone is not straight ( Spaghetti ) and they are attractive; they are spaghetti-meatballs

Damn they're spaghetti-meatballs

by imspaghetti December 15, 2018

Spaghetti-Mama

A woman of a very high calibre. Could be considered extremely k-rad in most situations. Possessing the quality of Spice and often very savoury. Much like italian dishes such as spaghetti.

1:Yo man, did you see Velma in Scooby-Doo Monsters Unleashed?

2: Awe yeah man, shes definitely a REEEEAAAAAL Spaghetti-Mama

by MunkRedd March 27, 2019

spaghetti on the floor

When a little b*tch named fucking Robert makes you mad and you throw your spaghetti on the floor. That’s it, the end

I threw my spaghetti on the floor cuz of u

by Madidrapps July 10, 2019