Spandan

understands ur jokes, loves you unconditionally (has no clue what that means), always forgets everything, can’t even draw a square and has sassy attitude.

woah its a spandan

by unknown012 December 20, 2025

Spandex Jockey

A person who is covered head to tow in spandex, riding expensive bicycles, thinking that they own the road, and the road is their own Tour d France.

4-5 spandex jockeys were riding side by side not allowing cars to pass

by Mia San Rob December 26, 2025

thank spandex

"thank spandex" is an expression to be used instead of "thank god". This shouldnt need to be explained because obviously spandex fixes everything and is a solution to almost every problem

"what a terrible day, good thing its almost over"

"Yea! thank spandex!"

by AlexaSycamore June 5, 2009

Wife Span

The sum of years married divided by the number of marriages.

Jimmy has a really short wife span on average 4 years.

by macaddictr October 29, 2012

dutch spanch sanchez

During an episode of liqui-shits, when a helpful friend plugs your erupting asshole with the trimmed leafy tops of spinach. Once they are good and poo painted, he or she then slaps you with them under the nose creating a mustache like smear.
It is a traditional Homosexual Witchcraft spell meant to restore fecal solidity.

"Dude I could not stop spraying the anal fire hose last night, but Anne remembered the good old Dutch Spanch Sanchez... about 10 minutes later I was good to go!"

by Chairman Fester December 22, 2016

a-span

The highest level of friendship one can achieve.

Why do all of you have the same tattoo ? Its A-span , you wouldn’t understand.

by WCH April 14, 2018

arm span

The measure of the distance between ones arms.

My arm span is longer than you.

by Consolo Kast October 13, 2018