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Bitch Strudel

A Bitch Strudel is someone who is so easily offended that the only thing they’re ever good for is being glazed with semen for acting like such a pussy over some words.
John was being such a Bitch Strudel over being told a cartoon doesn’t actually love him.
by CryMoreSaltyTears April 26, 2025
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Cocoa-Strudel

The action of a woman doing a head-stand and leaning at a certain angle which would enable them to defecate into their vagina while simultaneously spreading the vulva so that the turd in question would be locked in between her vulva flaps.
Becky: Sarah what the fuck are you doing?

Sarah: chill out bitch I’m cranking out a cocoa-strudel u want a bite or something hoe?
by OfficiallyDrDubious May 10, 2025
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Toaster strudel

Consenting participant will be chained down and be subject to 5 penises ejaculating on participants body and after wards, the semen is used on a piece of toast, which is then cut in half, one half being put in the participants mouth, the other half in the anal cavity
Joe: Dude I love college, I gave Janice a toaster strudel with Parker the other night!
Gabriel: That’s nice to hear son.
by Diddlenut August 3, 2025
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toaster strudel

when an AI sex robot rubs its cream pie on you
During the robot uprising I saw Alex get knocked down and toaster streudeled, that was the worst toaster strudel ever.
by ajs85 October 15, 2025
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Nebraskan Toaster Strudel

The act of several men performing bukkake on a female until she resembles a toaster strudel.
Me and the boys pulled the good' ol Nebraskan Toaster Strudel on Mary jane last night.
by SenorNoodles June 19, 2016
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Drive-by Toaster Strudel

Driving past a pedestrian and ejaculating on them from inside your car. Usually as a form of revenge.
"Yo I just gave that bitch Karen a drive-by toaster strudel!"
by Loaft June 9, 2018
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Cherry Toaster Strudel

The act of having intercourse with a woman on her menstural cycle with a condom on. Then ejaculating into said condom, and pulling out. Pouring it out all out over her body like an icing packet, then proceding to give her oral sex.
Hey man, Megan and I went wild and tried the “cherry toaster strudellast night. It was nuts!
by Titanus1559 February 9, 2019
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