Never Stress

Term popularized by fans of "Goatis," a raw carnivore and primal lifestyle advocate
Typically used in niche tiktok's showcasing raw meat on a wooden cutting board or a male walking barefoot in nature.
Means to keep your cortisol levels as low as possible even if it means negating moderate to intense physical activity, or any experience which may result in an acute rise in cortisol levels

Person 1: Bro I'm going to go on a run at 6AM, and complete a cold plunge and head to the gym after, wanna come?
Person 2: Nah bro, I'm sunning my testes and eating raw steak by the river, never stress!

by Jekc1029 July 2, 2025

Stress

Grades.

School is giving me too much stress.

by AndersonTokington March 11, 2019

dumb stressed

stressed over something that you really shouldn’t be stressing about

I’m dumb stressed over this crush

by therazzliestdazzliest May 24, 2018

Stress pet

A pet that helps reduce stress. Fish, guinea pig, rabbit etc.

I’ve been having a rough month I think I might get a fish as my stress pet.

by Mikev August 25, 2021

stress nutting

When you are cramming for a test, but instead of studding, you decide to bust a fat nut into your textbook or notes.

Bro I couldn't take it anymore, i have cum all over my walls from stress nutting

by The Str3ss Nutt3r l33t April 20, 2018

stress squirts

Diarrhea caused by being under a large amount of stress.

I hate preparing for a job interview. It makes me so nervous, I get the stress squirts

by Pyrus Pandora September 30, 2019

stressed out cunt

a black man named avinash

i avinash am i stressed out cunt desperate for pussy. Im so stressed out my stress is stressed. I am also a gay man.

by dasilencer7007 May 5, 2018