Streamer

An individual who's profession is to engage, entertain, and interest other individuals in order to generate a positive subscriber ratio. By making other people take an interest, they generate revenue and fame.

That streamer yesterday was very interesting, I want to give them my kids college education.

by Omege October 30, 2017

dual stream

After a night of dipping your dilly-wag multiple times, the love-juice excretions solidify on the Willy's eye... When nature calls (usually sooner if alcohol is involved), the male cautiously prepares to expel the undesired kidney extract (usually in a toilet). If lucky, a dual stream is presented. The goal is then to manage both streams for as long as possible without...
1) Collapsing the stream, thus 'Crossing the Streams', which is extremely bad!
2) Wielding any of the streams off-target. If the streams get too wide for the bowl, you fail!

The other night I held a dual stream for 25 seconds, both with equal power and no collapse!

by deadlock_timeout February 5, 2010

Crossing the Stream

A guy peeing in a toilet while his girlfriend (girl) sit on the toilet and pees at the same time.... The action is the girl sit on the toilet while the guy sits on her lap opens her legs and pees at the same time. The position on the man and women is that one the urine flows the 2 two streams of urine intersect each other.

Dude.... I saw my girl talking a piss so then I went and sat in her lap and we were crossing the streams.

by assummeddead September 7, 2013

streaming

pissing - urinating

Man, can I jump ahead of you in line for the bathroom? I'm just streaming, not downloading, so I will be quick and won't be stinking up the place.

by juan sanchez Jr. July 24, 2012

steamy morning bacon piss

When you have been on the piss all night you're dehydrated like a mother and when you hit the pan for the morning leak, it stinks like you've chowed a bag of rotten asparagus. Not only is it brown, smells of bacon.... its steamy too.

Like whenever i get fucked up and don't drink water before i pass out.

by Timmy J May 7, 2005

steamy monkey arm

A massive shit. One huge solid turn resembling a monkey arm.

God damn dude, I gotta go lay a steamy monkey arm.

by Drew Peacock May 13, 2005

steamy mudd butt

one who shits their pants in the wintertime. the cold mixes with the shitty ass to create "steamy mudd butt"

the man had a severe case of steamy mudd butt which looked like a man hole cover in new york city in the wintertime.

by grosser than gross November 8, 2006