Stocking Leg

A secret cache of money or valuables stored in a sock

My grandfather left me a stocking leg, the sock was full of fifty pound notes, but then he never did trust banks.

by Pitman Poet July 5, 2023

stocked phat

massive supply of a certain something

"I'm stocked phat on the AA's, but not on AAA's!"
"If you want to stop by my house for Thanksgiving, I'm stocked phat on food."

by ocSLUCIOUS January 6, 2012

pussy stocks

Level of attractiveness to a female partner, usually influenced by a flashy item or clothing. This may also be used in a sarcastic way to signify how unattractive a mate may be based on their out of touch style or haggard belongings.

“Damn Zach got himself a 1987 Ford Tempo, pussy stocks goin up!”

by Jesusinthetoilet May 20, 2023

satan's stockings

a particular situation when you sweat so badly that the sweat from from your body actually makes your stockings stink terribly nastily and unbearably bad that the image of satan shows up in you head after you close your eyes due to the smell of the stockings.

alex : hey jessie get down and take them stockings off so i can see them hawwt leggys ..!!!!!!!g
jessica : (takes the stockings off and throws them on alex's face ).

alex : SHITBALLS them satan's stockings are killing mee!!!!!!!!! (( punches jessica and knock's her out)).

by asteroth1 January 6, 2011

Cock Stock

The relative value of one's sexual perception by one's peers. Cock stock can be increased or decreased by the quality of ass attained by the holder of said stock. Cock stock can not be traded or sold on any legal stock markets. However, it can be manipulated using various schemes such as the pump and dump, whereby the holder increases his value by spreading false rumors of its potency.

Johnny banged a supermodel last night at the Victoria's secret Christmas party! His cock stock is through the roof!

by Henzlee January 20, 2014

Stock

“Stock” is a word used for a vehicle with a modified ac compressor and to describe how factory and slow the vehicle is. In other words, the car is fast as hell but the owner doesn’t want you to know that.

The marauder is totally stock

by SubaruTrissi February 25, 2022

Immaculate Stock

When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.

I am now a religious man. I've had my first immaculate stock!

by dutch_rudder_jockey January 15, 2013