morning stiffy

A characteristic of the male human. The morning stiffy occurs at about 6 AM. Hard to ignore by the male, it should be hidden from the human female, lest she think that it is a lollipop....

"Well, I woke up with a morning stiffy... so I wanted to do up the old lady, but she said, 'Get away from me !!'"....

"So I gave it to 'er in the butt...."

by Johnny Chingas June 29, 2009

Rod Stiffington

A penis that is in the erect status.

Mike," Why did you change your facebook name to Rod Stiffington?

Marc," Because i constantly have a boner!!

by meatcurtins July 14, 2010

negative stiff

when the guys wood is anything but stiff..trying to perform with a lipm dick

Bobby wanted to show jenny how good he was in the sack , but when he tried to give her a hard wood, it was a negative stiff...

by lady D82 March 30, 2009

subway stiffy

Getting an erection while standing near or in a deli

I was just buying some turkey and i couldnt help but notice that that man had a subway stiffy

by Just Roz July 18, 2009

Blicky Stiffy

The act of having a boner or erection and then hitting your bitch in the face with it.

NIGGAS IFFY UH, HIT HER WITH THE BLICKY STIFFY UH.

by xd Joffrey September 1, 2018

stiffen your neck

become stubborn

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003

Stiff Rebuttal

WHEN SOMEONE IS SPEAKING NONSENSICAL BULLSHIT, AND YOU FINALLY HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF IT, YOU OFFER THEM A STIFF REBUTTAL, IE, A BITCH SLAP ACROSS THEIR FACE.

Bitch was in my chair, so I offered some STIFF REBUTTAL.

Person 1: "Hey Johnny, did you hear about how much of a dumbass Janete is? I mean, all she does is talk about how pretty she is, I mean, she can't be prettier than me."
Person 2: "OH MY GOD, THIS IS GOING NOWHERE, BITCH, GET READY FOR SOME STIFF REBUTTAL.

by Eric The Stiff September 14, 2009