Spongy bark 

When you have a shit not quite solid, but not quite liquid

God, I just did a spongy bark

Spongy bark by spongy-bark December 7, 2022

spontaneously combust a nut 

busting a surprisingly immediate nut

I spontaneously combusted a nut in front of my crush

He spontaneously combusted a nut after seeing the lover of his dream

spontaneously combust a nut is defined as being serious in a sense

spontaneously combust a nut by Yourself34245 December 10, 2022

Spontantic 

spontaneously romantic

I like it when romance is spontaneous, or he is spontantic

Spontantic by King Cotton Finn December 18, 2022

Spontigulous Zingblopper 

Bruh, I know you did NOT just Blurp your Zigglytip in front of me!!!

"I just failed my prostate exam... Spontigulous Zingblopper!!!"

Spontigulous Zingblopper by IHAVEABIOLOGICALFATHER January 10, 2023

Spooty 

Spider with a booty

"Did you see that big black widow spider outside? That thing had a huge butt!"

"Yeah, that thing a spooty!"

Spooty by Smiteyduck April 13, 2023

Spotty Dog Pudding 

The proper name is Spotty Dick Pudding, but my parents were too prudish to use such a crude word as Dick and so in our extended family, the name for Spotty Dick Pudding is called Spotty Dog Pudding. It also looks like a Spotty Dog and not like a Spotty Dick.

:-)

On Sundays, I love a bit of spotty dog pudding with custard.

Spotty Dog Pudding by Black Cat Redhill Surrey July 11, 2023

spontangadangling

I think i heard it in a song once, but basically it’s spontaneous but better

woah that was so spontangadangling

spontangadangling by Pineboy July 29, 2023