Splinterfusal

The act of getting a big ass splinter in yourself. Usually happens to total idiots who don't wear gloves or socks.

Help my father suffered a severe splinterfusal! Can you believe that Bethany is still complaining about her minor splinterfusal.

by All American Walrus Back Rider March 7, 2021

Splinter271

1. One of the upcoming rookies in theories

2. Not well known yet.
3. Almost at 300 followers

There are many great theorists in the world. One upcoming theorist is Splinter271.

by wahtsmyuser March 10, 2021

splinter the rat

The leader of the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES. He is worshipped as a god among men, which makes sense seeing as he is a giant rat. It is thought that he has possessed people in the past, most notably Shaq.

Person one : “SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ”
Person two: “oh, they must just be possessed by splinter the rat”

by Cathman17 April 28, 2021

Splinter

Four or more turtles

Person 1:Look at that a splinter of turtles
Person 2: wow I've never seen that in the wild

by Juicyfruit668 January 26, 2026

banana splinter

it's when you get something stuck in your dick

Man I was trying to give myself a piercing this weekend and ended up with a banana splinter

by lolghostu August 24, 2016

Rape splinter

When someone gets raped and a shard of dick gets stuck in one of their holes.

I've got a killer rape splinter lodged in my ass.

by MagicResistantBears March 16, 2017

Master Splinter

When your jerking off and shoot a partial blank and the nut runs down each side of your head making a little master splinter mustache on your jawn

I was beating my shit yesterday and I accidentally Master Splintered myself

by I just need help January 15, 2026