Spartian

Spartian (spar-shen)

A cross breed of Martians a Spartans.

'"Are you mad?" No. I'm Spartian'

by Mr.Spartian January 28, 2008

spartan shocker

the pinky finger is put into the ass then 2 middle fingers are folded into the palm,after that the index finger is put into the vagina.then vigorously wiggle thumb while adding wrist action.

once my girl was warmed up I gave her the spartan shockerand history was maid.

by antous on topolots April 1, 2008

supermarket spartan

They are a very rare breed because people are generally loathe to be associated with Michigan State University. However, they do exist in small pockets of the state of Michigan, particularly in East Lansing and surrounding areas. These are "fans" who stoop to becoming spartan fans because they 1) could not get accepted to the University of Michigan; 2) do not know what the color "maize" is and goes with the easier green and white; or 3) think they are rooting for the Trojans because of the image on the football helmets. They outfit themselves with Spartan paraphernalia bought at their workplace, the supermarket.

A "supermarket spartan" can be identified by the following:

"I'm the bagger of the week, so I got me this cool spartans keychain!"

"I like to show off my team's colors - my teeth are naturally green and white!"

"Michigan sucks cuz I couldn't get in."

Camouflage pants and a green MSU t-shirt

Brand new MSU hat that has been rubbed in the dirt and run over in a pickup truck to make it appear as if the hat is years old.

Round chewing tobacco canister in the back pocket.

Home address includes model of the trailer home.

by sec fan October 5, 2005

This Is Madness! THIS IS SPARTA

Off the movie 300 also used in parodies

This is madness! (the messanger from persians)

this is caketown!! (the king of spartans)

our bees will blot out the sun (persians)

then we will hug in the shade (spartans)
(parody on youtube search: 300 pg)

Original

This Is Madness! THIS IS SPARTA

by Naikoe September 22, 2007

Sparts

sports that are both art and sport, like synchronized swimming or band

at the olympics I look forward to watching Sparts like synchronized swimming

by english honors 12 October 15, 2012

this is sparta

Kicking someone.

Wife: Ahhh... The baby is coming, now!! This is madness!!

Husband: Baby? Madness, huh? THIS IS SPARTAAA!!!

*kicks the baby back into the pussy*

by Wordworm79 January 9, 2012

splar

Beer. Another name for a bottle of beer. Must be used with "cold, yet refreshing" in front of it.
Origin - Northern New Jersey.

1. I'm heading to the fridge, does anyone need a cold, yet refreshing splar?

2. What a day. I can't wait to go home and drink a cold, yet refreshing splar.

by Zitty McGee March 30, 2004