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full spread

It's not just another word for a spread in a magazine, but it can also mean spreading your cheeks.
"Dude she totally showed me her full spread"
by DR.PEPPA August 6, 2016
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Ghetto spread

A word used to describe a spread sheet of the slums
“Today I will be showing off my ghetto spread on how much money we spent last year on the east side of town compared to the west”
by JonnyNitro199 May 26, 2021
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Ghetto Spread

When a hood rat hoe bends over or lies on her back waiting for the big Lebowski.
Tonya gave her man the ghetto spread when he came home horny.
by GOLF DOC July 9, 2021
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Gay Spread Eagle

When Bald Jesus and a Muscular Twat Waffle's lust for each other has reached its peak and they can no longer hold back. Bald Jesus spreads Muscular Twat Waffle wide open and goes to town. Pumping him full of his unicorn juices all in the hopes that Muscular Twat Waffle will white claw all over his face.
Bald Jesus: I Gay Spread Eagled with Muscular Twat Waffle last night and he saw the father, the son and the holy ghost.
by DoingTheLordsWork January 27, 2023
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Prison Spread

When someone’s legs are spread as a result of enduring a long prison sentence which resulted in repeated rapes.
Little sister: why’s that guy buying cigarettes leaning over the counter and spreading his legs that way
Big brother: That’s a prison spread. He doesn’t mean to, but it hurts too much to close his legs after getting raped so hard up in the slammer.
Little sister:what a little bitch
by Be Easy, Be Free January 27, 2021
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secretary spread

Tendency of (mainly female) clerical and secretarial staff in large organizations to engage in office romance/sexual activity with superiors as means of professional advancement.
"Women have such low self-esteem that sometimes the secretary spread seems like the only route to success." New York Post
by TexDenim March 2, 2009
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Colonel's buttery spread

To soak a dude's legs and thighs with jazum as a condiment to flavour the flesh.
Chad doused Parker's white quivering thighs with a thick aromatic layer of Colonel's buttery spread.
by Erric Todd January 20, 2009
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