Dad (Something you don't have)

A Dad (Something you don't have) is something you don't have

Person 1: My Dad (Something you don't have) left a while ago..

Person 2: Don't worry one bit, he'll come back with a carton of premium milk!

by I am smol pp man June 3, 2021

to jordan (something)

Verb; adding a lever to the intersection of the legs meeting the torso in a way that mocks the male genitalia on a Minecraft building resembling a human.
After Jordan Maron aka CaptainSparklez and his actions in the popular Minecraft Minigame "SethBling's Building Game".

"I added a lever."
"Did you pull a Jordan?"
"So I'm a verb now?"
"Yes. To jordan (something) is now a verb."

by GentlemanPirate August 14, 2015

Ain't That Somethin' To Flip Your Biscuit

an expression that is used when someone is hit with comedic misfortune.Used by a fat Italian Man in Family Guy Season 16, Episode 6.

Mark: My car got hit at K-Mart
Bob: Ain't that somethin' to flip your biscuit

by Megaloafdon November 1, 2021

Never nothing always something

Never nothing, always something is said to lament the horror that is facing the onslaught of never ending BS coming out of life's daily firehose at you.

This is clearly an absurd amount of BS piling up. Never nothing always something man.

by dnbdave November 14, 2022

I have to go do something

The common phrase use to dump a person on a first date

Usually when using it in a sentence, you either start or end it with a sorry.

First Example:
Wanna do this again?
Sorry I have to do something tomorrow.
Second Example:
Oh your gonna love my mom when we go to my apartment.
Wait. I have to go do something, sorry.

by Qoak October 16, 2020

It Scooby doo be like that sometimes

When you don't know how to comfort somebody so you just make a shitty scooby doo joke and hope they don't leave you forever.

P1: Hey Bro I'm really sad today for some reason
Victoria: Bro It Scooby doo be like that sometimes
P1: Bro I'm trying to tell you about my feelings tf is wrong with you?
Victoria: I'm sorry I'm just too emotionaly Imature to have a deep conversaition with you.

by Gian69420 January 23, 2022

November 27th National tell all the broken people something kind

The day where you tell someone that is broken something kind<3

Jeremy: Hey Gerald you look very nice today.

Gerald: How kind of you but why are you telling me this?

Jeremy: It’s November 27th national tell all the broken people something kind day

by Totally not your mom November 7, 2021