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Snowflake

People that erupt anger when you make even the slightest of offensive comment
Person: I love you drawing, but it lacks a certain detail that will give it the power it needs to really come to life
Snowflake: w-w-what?
Person: It's a great drawing, don't get me wrong, but it's just missing something very subtle

Slowflake:.... @MODERATOR
Dyno BOT: You've been banned from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse for: Offensive Language, Verbal Abuse, Mental Torture.
by TheCoalition January 6, 2022
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Seuss Snowflake

A Seuss Snowflake is someone that is bent out of shape because Dr Seuss’ publisher decided to stop publishing a few of their books.
That dude is a total Seuss Snowflake. He’s so out of his gourd, he’s comparing Cardi B to Dr Seuss.
by CatchingRays March 9, 2021
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Snowflake

Any person who was born after the year 2000 and is a democrat is a snowflake. Antifa, BLM, and others similiar are sensitive snowflakes who are so thin skinned that mere words physically hurt them. P.S. Anyone who says "woke" also
Did you see the snowflakes rioting because they thought that cop was guilty when he was innocent?
by Cereal Killer Bitch July 3, 2022
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Snowflake

A phrase loosely used by the group of mostly but not limited to white Christians, especially boomers and older who are offended by literally everything that isn't a straight white able bodied what society accepts stereotype Christian in response to anyone younger than them discussing real world issues and solutions to problems because equality, condemning child abuse, diversity and the idea of everyone being able to have whatever identity they want without being assaulted in the streets so long as they harm no one is extremely offensive to them and feels like oppression after having their minds warped by Christianity, corrupt political views and being the only privileged group of people and only caring about preserving said privilege.

Many of those who loosely use this term without proper reason are so offended by literally everything that they resort to using highly abusive language accompanied by slurs and extended periods of verbal abuse towards even their own children to extinguish criticism and make them afraid to speak up.
You don't have PTSD from serving in the military, I regret not pushing mother into aborting you and you're just a fucking snowflake like the rest of your generation who's easily offended by everything plus my generation wasn't fucking retarded so you're ether going to smarten your ass up and get over it or I'll wake your ass up with firecrackers every night before I grab you by the neck and slam your ass into the floor until you don't get back up!
by 36368876 September 28, 2022
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new snowflake

People who cry SJW (social justice warrior) about everything that challenges their own point of view regarding race, culture, sexuality, and politics. The word "new" denotes that this is a fairly recent category of people who typically use the term "snowflake" to describe "triggered" and "overly sensitive" people, despite behaving this way themselves for fairly trivial issues.
After being corrected about how saying "Ni hao" (hello in Chinese) to a Korean woman is inappropriate because you should not assume someone's ethnicity before trying to talk to them in a different language, the new snowflake cried out in a fit of rage that "SJWS are so dumb!! I bet you guys cannot tell the difference between Polish and Germans!"

"Oh my god, you SJWs are never happy," said the new snowflake, enraged that anyone would dare to comment on how plus sized models do not depict normal figures, forgetting that all models generally have bodies that do not represent the average figure.
by BrownBearBrownBear April 19, 2019
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snowflake

Someone who can't take a joke or gets offended really easily and cry over anything. like omg you melt faster than icecream in a dessert
omg, I love niggers(a white person says that) omg don't say that Becky's right there and she's a snowflake and will give you a whole ass letter and a 3-page essay on why you shouldn't say that. STFU fag
by Hexer420 October 16, 2021
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Pussy whooped snowflake

A dude with no integrity that commits to something but always flakes out due to being pussy whipped. The pussy could belong to a whore or a good girl. It doesn’t matter a pussy whooped snowflake doesn’t know the difference!
This night is gonna be lit where’s Justin and Mike? Well they said they were game but you know they’re up some sluts ass! Yeah they’re pure breed Pussy Whooped Snowflakes!
by Lay Track Eat Ass October 8, 2018
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