Snatch Monkey

An extremely unreasonable, obnoxious person.

Wow I cannot believe that stupid snatch monkey ratted me out.

by Logan, Alexa, Casey September 28, 2008

bag snatch

the act of sneaking up behind a car at a drive thru and as the person hands the food to the person in the car the person behind the car runs up and grabs the bag while gleefully running away with free food

omg i was at jack in the box today and some guy stole my food

thats called a bag snatch and that might of been gordon he does those alot

by STEEL GONDOR February 3, 2010

satchum

Northeastern USA slang for "male ejaculate".

The President sprayed hot satchum on her dress.

by bluebirdmemory August 27, 2006

Snatch Tackle

To interfere with a woman's ability to sexually pursue a man.

The female version of cock blocking

While Jane chatted up a cutie at the bar, her friend Mary snatch tackled her by demanding that she be driven home before she vomited on the very large security guard.

by Call me Rin December 21, 2008

Snatch Cover

Any scrap clothing covering the female genitalia (Booty shorts, thongs, underwear, mini skirts, etc).

"Working at Hooters is just a snatch cover away from stripping."

by alisia June 24, 2009

Satcheled

1.When the whole community knows a man is packing more potatoes than meat.

2. fully clothed teabagging

1. After the lamest 3 minutes of her life it was obvious "Mr. Stud" was satcheled.

2. You know your in the wrong "gentlemen's club" when the doorman informs you they draw the line at being satcheled.

by assjacker253 August 5, 2009

Snatch Paste

The nasty gunk in the inside folds or labia of a girl's vagina. Also, a nasty or unclean girl's vagina that has dried up toilet paper, or various other detritus stuck in folds.

Dave: Hey, Marc. So did you finally get to go down on Jill?
Marc: Yeah dude, but that skank was dirty.
Dave: Why's that?
Marc: I wasn't about to eat her snatch paste.

by AveryM89 May 29, 2010