kappa slappa

A Kappa Slappa (or female chav) can often be found around town centers. are attracted to shiny gold rings and necklaces, earrings that rest on their shoulders,fake berberry scarfs, trackies, fake pink burberry schoolbags (if they bother to attend school that is) and "sport" brand clothing. usually loses virginity at 12 and has had 20 sexual parteners by the time they are 14. their growth is usually stunted by chain-smoking that started at the age of 10 and the addiction to crack they obtained at the age of 15.

9:00 kappa slappa says to chav 1: do you wanna shag?
chav 1: yea.
11:00 kappa slappa says to chav 2: do you wanna shag?
chav 2: yea
(repeat every two hours)

by {ben} April 30, 2005

sappy

When people go on a rant about what / who they love/like. They go on in extreme

His arms are perfect. He's so adorable. He's my everything.

Or

They way he looks at me makes me melt. Sorry I'm talking so sappy

by Iyanananananah June 8, 2014

slappachino

A slappachino is a young girl, often from East London, who can be found around the local branch of Starbucks on a Saturday afternoon touting for free fags and a quick shag before H&M's close.

Sharon is a thick bitch, a right slappachino.

Mike was sure he would score tonight, the club was full of slappachinos.

by IndiePunk April 18, 2004

Corso Slapper

Local beaches term - for cheap looking, loud or downright ugly, young male or female, loitering around pub and club strips after-hours.

Not the Pub again? I don't think I can handle the Corso Slappers tonight.

by Sydney Correspondent September 9, 2003

gutter-slapper

A person, usualy female with a very obscene vocabulary who sleeps with the lowest form of human beings for free.

A gutter-slapper is usually defined as being on drugs with no moral fibre or substance.

Gutter-slappers are regarded as the riff-raff of the community, however they play an important role in the todays culture, as they are becoming one of the fastest growing sports for ugly people. :) without gutter-slappers in our community, there would be a lot of bored unsexxed ugly people.

check out her eye makeup...it makes her look like a gutter-slapper...eeewwwwwww

by VICKI KARMA March 30, 2006

Shin-Slapper

Instead of a knee-slapper, a shin-slapper is a joke that is not funny

"what do you get when you cross a potato and a farmer? A potato farmer!"

"dude, that joke was a complete shin-slapper"

by daweirdo9 April 22, 2009

Pig Slapped

When a pig's tongue is taken out of its mouth and slapped across the face of another person.

I pig slapped tobeh lastnight after he had sex with my girlfriend.

by Toby_Rawer February 15, 2010