slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

Slunker Slanking

A euphemism for masturbating.

"Fuck off dude, I'm slunker slanking."

by wtflolz October 11, 2015

African thigh-slapping storytelling

Part of African culture that hands down stories from one generation to the next that involves melodic thigh slapping.

My grandfather went for hours with African thigh-slapping storytelling. I hate being black.

by nostradamnus January 25, 2011

Ball Slapping

When a man's Bollocks slap against his thigh.

"That is a weird slapping noise." Omigod! He is ball slapping (horrified look)

by OGDuckSquadOGAsianInvasian December 13, 2015

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016