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Slab

When one punches his or another persons nut sack, often the person who strikes the victim yells "Slab!"

Synonyms for this can be Salute & Sacked.
Example 1: GET SLABBED BOI

Example 2: "Aw man did you see Ron get slabbed?" "Yea bro that must've hurt like a bitch!"

Example 3: "Bro not cool! That hurts." "Didn't you hear Tony? It's Slab Season!"
by GhettoNuisance33 April 20, 2018
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Slab up

When the boys want to sink some beers, this requires a slab (24 pack of beers) to do so.
Person 1: surely we slab up tonight

Person 2: fuck yeah for sure
by H Thommo August 4, 2019
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slabhead

a shit maguire that will celebrate his own goals
slabhead can run my yard and hell pass out
by applebujee6 January 13, 2023
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Goat scabs

Scabs on the genitals or face caused by any variety of STDs.

Also scabs from smoking Meth or Crack Respectively.
Man, I got goat scabs from Lindsay Lohan last night.
by Narumatt January 6, 2011
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eleven pound whole slab of deli ham

11 pound slab of ham is a processed meat cube of ham mostly used in recreationel purposes
karen: is that ham processed, if it is i dont want it

meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that
by meatier slab September 30, 2023
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paving slab

A spastic. nothing else. just a spastic
i'm a paving slab sir GAHHHHAHAA!
by orderoftheflame April 10, 2004
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slabinski

The gayest gay that ever gayed. Slabinski is such a raging homo that he sweats rainbows and is constantly seen with a dick in his ass
I'm so glad I'm not a Slabinski, that guy always has something up his ass
by polandspringing May 10, 2014
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