Gnarly skater

Usually called Alex but can’t kickfip and calling people but munches. Found at a skatepark watching beavus and but-head

“Yo dude u are a gnarly skater”

by George dwarf September 27, 2019

Skaters

A group of people who claim to not give an F, and then get offended by someone carrying a skateboard a different way from them

Kyle: Maybe I should try out skateboarding
John: Well that's fine, just don't become like skaters.
Tyler: YOU GUYS WROTE A DEFINITION ON URBAN DICTIONARY?!?!
Kyle: Shut up Tyler

by TyeTheGuy75 April 24, 2022

Closet Skater

Used to refer to a skateboarder who will not tell anyone that they skate because they are intimidated by better skaters.

Sean is a skater, although he doesn’t dress like one, and he won’t tell anyone. He’s a closet skater.

by Yellowwater September 20, 2019

SKATERED

A cross between Skate and Scatter; to leave.

"After high school we all skatered to colleges at opposite ends of the earth."

by A. Starkey September 1, 2008

Boneless Skater

A skater who doesn’t put in real effort but instead does circus tricks in an attempt to look like he/she has skill

That boneless skater over there had me fooled I thought he was good for a second

by Dictionaryman1997 July 9, 2021

Speed Skater

A man at a speed dating event who takes his penis out of his pants under the table and urinates or ejaculates, so when his date stands up she slides around like on ice skates.

Make sure table number 4 keeps his hands above the table, I heard he’s a speed skater.

by Chinesesailboat July 30, 2022

Skater boy

If you are a skater boy talk to my manager

-look a skater boy
-yea he is hot just because he has a skateboard

by Givemeyoursnapalready June 21, 2020