ice skating is when you amputate a guy's dick by freezing it, solidifying it, and stepping on it. Spoiler: It will DEFINITELY fall off and bleed. Epic revenge for being cheated on!
OMG, my boyfriend cheated on me and I am sooo pissed! Time to go ice skating on his dick. He deserves a bleeding cock!!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 8, 2019
Get the ice skating mug.It's in between an Upper Decker (pooping in the tank) and Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool (pooping in the bowl). You just drop the lid and go to work. It's a much more direct way of saying "Fuck You" to someone you despise. The poop on the lid makes a very slippery surface; much like a skating rink.
I can't wait to go to that asshole's party tonight! I'm going to stay as late as possible then Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink so he/she has to skate the scat with a hangover tomorrow! What a douchebag!
by Mr. Glisten January 28, 2015
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Get the wobbly Skates mug.when you shit in the hole of a skateboard wheel and continually fuck it. sometimes if you are lucky a girl joins in by using the side of the truck you took the wheel off of. generally followed by anal sex.
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Get the skate cash mug.Are these little kids that ride skateboards and they wear like flower trousers or whatever, flannel and they're just into loud, fast music.
taken from "Randi's Cat's Pajamas" (1987 with the goo goo dolls)
taken from "Randi's Cat's Pajamas" (1987 with the goo goo dolls)
"why don't you guys explain your music?"
"well it's fast, real fast, real loud, skate-kids like it, ehm..."
"well it's fast, real fast, real loud, skate-kids like it, ehm..."
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