Speed skating

An extreme sport where individuals strap knives on their feet and skate in circles on solid water at very high speeds. They may also touch the ice at times during skating in order to validate the ice’s feelings.

Bob: I really like going in circles and touching ice.
John: Join speed skating!!

by Wanderingdustbunny November 22, 2021

dirty skate grinder

when you shit in the hole of a skateboard wheel and continually fuck it. sometimes if you are lucky a girl joins in by using the side of the truck you took the wheel off of. generally followed by anal sex.

when you use a skateboard as a sextoy - dirty skate grinder

by crazyballershitmuffins April 10, 2012

Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink

It's in between an Upper Decker (pooping in the tank) and Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool (pooping in the bowl). You just drop the lid and go to work. It's a much more direct way of saying "Fuck You" to someone you despise. The poop on the lid makes a very slippery surface; much like a skating rink.

I can't wait to go to that asshole's party tonight! I'm going to stay as late as possible then Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink so he/she has to skate the scat with a hangover tomorrow! What a douchebag!

by Mr. Glisten January 28, 2015

skate-kids

Are these little kids that ride skateboards and they wear like flower trousers or whatever, flannel and they're just into loud, fast music.

taken from "Randi's Cat's Pajamas" (1987 with the goo goo dolls)

"why don't you guys explain your music?"

"well it's fast, real fast, real loud, skate-kids like it, ehm..."

by GGD kid June 27, 2016

speed skating

A very intense sport envolves skating so fast that you feel like you going faster that the speed of sound even though your grandmother can run faster than you skate. Unless you an Olympian

Guy1 “I’m going so fast right now. I must be going faster than Usain Bolt! I’m the best at speed skating”
Guy2 “no you’re not. That 4 year old is going faster than you”
Guy1 “oh. Sh*t”

by Oldbehide November 8, 2018

Skates

A scale usually used for measuring narcotics

Him: I just got it fam u got skates
Jim: yeah I’ll bring it through

by SirBrolic July 31, 2018

Lag Skating

When one's lag in a video game causes them to randomly slide around as though they are ice skating.

My connection is so bad I'm just lag skating around! This sucks!

by FlakJack July 1, 2011